Do you have a crazy plant lady in your life?
Of course you do. Maybe even multiple crazy plant ladies. Plants are really having their moment, and home makers around the world are soooo on board. Plants are basically the new cats (and are way less stinky to clean up after!)
But what gift do you buy for a plant lover that isn’t just another plant to add to their collection? While a new plant would no doubt delight them, a little more creativity will really blow them away and make a gift they’ll remember.
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The Best Gifts For Plant Lovers
1. Bamboo Mini Plant Stand
Um what. What even is this cuteness. This sweet little 3-tiered plant stand is small enough to sit on your favourite crazy plant lady’s desk so she can easily gaze at her babies as she types emails and pays bills. It comes with three little white plant pots for you (or her) to pop in the cutest succulents you can find.
2. A Cozy Sweater
Plants are friends. This is a sentiment that rings true for every plant lover. This cozy-looking sweater comes in a white option and a black option and I don’t even know which one is my favourite!
3. Cactus Tea Lights
Nothing sets a cozy mood more than a flickering candle light, and these sweet little cactus tea lights will blend seamlessly into any crazy plant lady’s home.
(Note: these would also make the perfect gift for a wannabe crazy plant lady who can’t actually keep anything green alive. I know that lady. I am that lady.)
4. Miniature Succulent Gardening Tools Kit
Planting and maintaining little succulents can get a tad fiddly. The solution? Tiny little gardening tools, purpose-built for the job! And I mean… they’re pink. Love! But if the plant lover in your life is into a more neutral palette, she might prefer this similar, less girly set.
5. Makeup Purse
This snappy little makeup purse makes me smile, and that’s only 40% due to the fact that it takes me back to listening to the top 40 in my South Park T-shirt and jeans skirt at 8.30 on a school night in the seventh grade. I bought an entire Offspring album because of that song! Anyway, we’re talking about cacti. Adorable, fly little cacti. Dancing around (yes dancing) all over this purse. Cute.
6. Garden Marker
This cheeky garden marker sends a clear message that will ring true for any CPL (crazy plant lady) whose green thumb is still developing. And it brings all the feels from my high school production of Little Shop of Horrors; “I’ve given you sunshine, I’ve given you dirt, you’ve given me nothing but heartache and hurt.” Just grow dammit, you gorgeous little plant! Right?
7. Wine Glass
This festive little wine glass is pretty damn perfect. If your crazy plant lady loves a kitschy cup and a nice drop of white, then this glass paired with a semi sauv blanc will no doubt delight her.
8. Adorable Pyjamas
In case you’re wondering, yes, every plant lover would almost definitely sleep better in a pair of these pink cactus-print pyjamas. It’s science. Don’t argue with science.
9. Planter Pots
If there’s one thing I know about the plant lover in your life, it’s that she will never have enough plants. She’s probably out buying more little pot homes to pop succulents into more often than she’d care to admit. So help her out and score her some gorgeous pieces. These marbled pots are beautiful and elegant and would make a great plant home. These unique little owl planters are too flipping cute for words! For something a little more quirky or kitschy I LOVE this cute corgi planter, this smug little black cat hanging planter and this snoozing pug pup!
There’s no shame in bingeing on plants, right? Plants over pizza? This journal is cute and to the point. It shows her that you see her addiction, and you support her. Or this hilarious but pretty option would make a brilliant journal gift too.
11. Cactus Straw Beach Bag
Straw bags are really having their moment right now, and I love this quirky twist on the popular style. This adorable cactus straw beach bag is one of my favourite things on Amazon right now. Not just because of the pom poms – though they really help to seal the deal.
12. Coffee Cup
Oh man. I should not have taken myself down this rabbit hole. Plant mugs are officially my new favourite thing to browse for. The “free hugs” coffee cup (pictured above) is my firm favourite. But I also giggled over this “stay-at-home plant mom” option. This “Crazy plant lady” design is obviously a classic sentiment that will show how much you get her. “Life succs” and “my plants be-leaf in me” are sure to give her a little smile every time she downs her morning brew. And this little peek-a-boo cactus dude hiding in her cup is honestly pretty delightful. What I’m saying is, you’ve got options.
13. Exotic Vegetable Growing Kit
What crazy plant lady can resist the thrill of trying her hand at growing something a little unique!? This funky veg kit comes with all the supplies she’ll need to grow her own purple dragon carrots, golden zucchinis, striped tomatoes, red bull brussells sprouts and rainbow chard. Or if fruit is more her thing, the forbidden fruit kit is sure to thrill her.
14. Cactus Coasters
It’s a little bit kitschy but also a little bit great. These stacking cactus coasters are quirky but practical. So much better than just shoving your coasters in a buffet drawer, amiright?
This Christmas, show your favourite plant loving friend that you get them – and you support their addiction wholeheartedly.
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