Do you have a crazy plant lady in your life?
Of course you do. Maybe even multiple crazy plant ladies. Maybe you’re the crazy plant lady!
Plants are really having their moment, and homemakers around the world are soooo on board. Plants are basically the new cats (and are way less stinky to clean up after!)
But what gift do you buy for a plant lover that isn’t just another plant to add to their collection? While a new plant would no doubt delight them, a little more creativity will really blow them away and make a gift they’ll remember.
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The Best Gifts For Plant Lovers
1. uBloomd Anti Gnat Kit
Anyone who has ever had a plant in their home has no doubt, at some point, googled something along the lines of “What are these bugs flying around my plant?” The answer, my friend, is fungus gnats. They’re unpleasant, they breed like crazy, and getting rid of them is a pain in the butt. The geniuses at uBloomd have come up with a solution that isn’t just effective – it’s also quite aesthetic – making the Anti Gnat kit a super practical, but still cute, gift for a plant person.
2. A Cozy Sweater
Plants are friends. This is a sentiment that rings true for every plant lover. This cozy-looking sweater comes in a white option and a black option and I don’t even know which one is my favourite!
If a tee is more you crazy plant lady’s style, you can’t go past this cheeky little “Sorry, I have plants this weekend” number!
3. Succulent Tea Lights
Nothing sets a cozy mood more than a flickering candle light, and these sweet little succulent tea lights will blend seamlessly into any crazy plant lady’s home.
(Note: these would also make the perfect gift for a wannabe crazy plant lady who can’t actually keep anything green alive. I know that lady. I have been that lady.)
4. Miniature Succulent Gardening Tools Kit
Planting and maintaining little succulents can get a tad fiddly. The solution? Tiny little gardening tools, purpose-built for the job! And I mean… they’re pink. Love! But if the plant lover in your life is into a more neutral palette, she might prefer this similar, less girly set.
5. Makeup Purse
This snappy little makeup purse makes me smile, and that’s only 40% due to the fact that it takes me back to listening to the top 40 in my South Park T-shirt and jeans skirt at 8.30 on a school night in the seventh grade. I bought an entire Offspring album because of that song! Anyway, we’re talking about cacti. Adorable, fly little cacti. Dancing around (yes dancing) all over this purse. Cute.
6. Garden Marker
This cheeky garden marker sends a clear message that will ring true for any CPL (crazy plant lady) whose green thumb is still developing. And it brings all the feels from my high school production of Little Shop of Horrors; “I’ve given you sunshine, I’ve given you dirt, you’ve given me nothing but heartache and hurt.” Just grow dammit, you gorgeous little plant! Right?
7. Stemless Wine Glasses
This set of 4 cheeky little wine glasses is pretty damn perfect. If your crazy plant lady loves a kitschy cup and a nice drop of white, then this glass set paired with a semi sauv blanc will no doubt delight her.
8. Luscious Leafy Pyjamas
In case you’re wondering, yes, every plant lover would almost definitely sleep better in a pair of these exquisite leaf-print pyjamas. It’s science. Don’t argue with science.
9. Planter Pots
If there’s one thing I know about the plant lover in your life, it’s that she will never have enough plants. She’s probably out buying more little pot homes to pop succulents into more often than she’d care to admit. So help her out and score her some gorgeous pieces. These marbled pots are beautiful and elegant and would make a great plant home. These unique little owl planters are too flipping cute for words! For something a little more quirky or kitschy I LOVE this cute corgi planter, this smug little black cat hanging planter and this snoozing pug pup!
10. Journal
There’s no shame in bingeing on plants, right? Plants over pizza? This journal is cute and to the point. It shows her that you see her addiction, and you support her. Or this hilarious but pretty option would make a brilliant journal gift too.
11. Cactus Straw Beach Bag
Straw bags are really having their moment right now, and I love this quirky twist on the popular style. This adorable cactus straw beach bag is one of my favourite things on Amazon right now. Not just because of the pom poms – though they really help to seal the deal.
12. Coffee Cup
Oh man. I should not have taken myself down this rabbit hole. Plant mugs are officially my new favourite thing to browse for. The “It’s not hoarding if it’s plants” coffee cup (pictured above) is my firm favourite. But I also giggled over this “stay-at-home plant mom” option. This “Crazy plant lady” design is obviously a classic sentiment that will show how much you get her. “Life succs” and “my plants be-leaf in me” are sure to give her a little smile every time she downs her morning brew. This little peek-a-boo cactus dude hiding in her cup is honestly pretty delightful. This mug is literally a little plant pot with a handle. What I’m saying is, you’ve got options.
13. Fancy Watering Can
Fancy watering cans: every indoor plant lover wants one, buuuut they would rather splurge on more plants than on fancy plant accessories. This is where you come in with this divine little copper pitcher. Crazy plant lady is happy. You nail that gift.
14. Cactus Coasters
It’s a little bit kitschy but also a little bit great. These stacking cactus coasters are quirky but practical. So much better than just shoving your coasters in a buffet drawer, amiright?
15. Propagation Station
Chances are, your plant-loving buddy has little jars and cocktail glasses containing carefully snipped plant cuttings all over her house. Help her propagation efforts with a beautiful little propagation station of her own, and she might just be so grateful that she gifts you one of her own propagation creations in a couple of months’ time!
Be warned: that’s how it starts.
Next Christmas, you will be the crazy plant lady.
16. A 3-in-1 Soil Meter
This product is a GAME CHANGER for crazy plant people. It’s a known fact that they (obviously) adore every single one of their plant babies. And each of those plant babies has an individual set of needs, in order to grow to its fullest potential. It can be stressful to keep up with soil moisture, humidity and light levels. Enter this genius device. A soil meter measures all the important metrics for each plant, ensuring they’re living their best planty lives. If your plant-loving buddy doesn’t have one of these, trust me, they need one!
This Christmas, show your favourite plant-loving friend that you get them – and you support their addiction wholeheartedly.
Nuts about Christmas? In the shopping mood? Check out these 13 sassy Christmas mugs you need to add to your collection this Christmas!
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